People of Wal-Mart!
Numero Uno: My personal question is: Is that a man or woman?
"Pull them up, pull it down, wrap it around. There are several different options for your stomach not to play peek-a-boo with my lunch as you are standing in line."Numero Dos: I honestly thought the picture was horrid, but what I really loved was the quote:
"Alright buddy, we are going to look past the hair, but let me give this to you straight. Not only are you going to wear all denim, but you are going to wear women’s denim that Stevie Wonder could see is too tight on you?"
Numero Trois: (Yes I switched to French...I don't know how to spell "three" in Espanol) This one's here because it's from Iowa (we should be so proud...)
"For the sake of all men in the world I’m just going to assume that you forgot to put on the other 90% of your Chewbacca costume."
Numero Quatre: Here's another horrible picture with a hilarious quote:
"I hope you are picking out some nice underwear for us to look at since its pretty obvious you like wearing your skirt high enough to let us study what you got going on back there."
Numero Cinq: I changed my mind...I'm getting my hair cut JUST like this:
"Oh snap, it’s like Rupaul and the Grinch came together for a seriously crazy night"
Numero Six: Why did the chicken go to Walmart?
"I’m not sure why a chicken would buy a microwave. It actually seems quite counterproductive if his main goal is to avoid being eaten."
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